If I read one more article about "guerilla
marketing tactics" and how you can "set yourself apart" or "get your
name out there" with some off-the-wall stunt that is more likely to get
you laughed at than subscribed to (think Balloon Boy)...
WARNING: INCOMING CLICHÉ
Everyone wants to "think outside the box." (It's over. You can
relax now.) These people--including professional marketers--are
constantly trying to come up with new and exciting ways to market their
businesses, to stand out from the crowd, to be heard above the noise.
You can't blame them, I suppose. The competition for attention and
dollars is fierce. And everyone wants a piece of the action. To get it,
sometimes they do silly things.
Snapple, for example, wanted to promote a new line of frozen treats. It
opted to produce a 25-foot, 17.5-ton popsicle in the middle of New York
City--in 80-degree heat. Union Square was soon flooded with sticky goo
and firefighters had to close off streets to hose down the asphalt.
In 1926, a Berlin company dropped foil-wrapped chocolates on people to
advertise their services. People were injured. (Remember the WKRP
episode where they dropped Thanksgiving turkeys on the city because the
marketing department thought they could fly?)
Instead of silly stunts, why not deliver extraordinary products and
services as a way to stand out? If you are truly extraordinary, you can
count on that being a real differentiator.
For example, if you own a hamburger stand, forget about dreaming up new
hamburger variations (chocolate, honey-dipped, etc.). Instead, deliver
normal--but extraordinary--hamburgers. Prepare them as if they are
five-star dinners. To you, they are! Make them faster, hotter,
better!
Here's another example: If you run a non-profit organization that deals
with the public, you could focus on creating outstanding service
standards, such as one-hour response times. Be the very best at what
you are currently doing and you will stand out.